L’esprit de l'escalier

rhapsodybrohemian:

Pure porn.

megaparsecs:

i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

heckacute:

Women are like mashed potatoes. They are the best. 

the holy trinity

I’m sitting in class reading through a whole bunch of Robin Williams stuff and it makes me so sad.

I mean, I obviously don’t know him but I feel like he just had a genuineness to him that is so rare and an ability to touch people across all demographics without actually personally interacting with him that’s even rarer. His movies were always my favorite as a kid, Aladdin and Jumanji being my #1s. He just brought so much joy to me and it makes me so sad that he didn’t have any joy of his own to rely on.

http://np.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1n41x1/robin_williams_its_time_for_a_convoluted_stream/ccf6f3x

This comment from his AMA just pushed me into light tears.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

- Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)

redheadsugar:

housewifeswag:

housewifeswag:

Christy Mack released the statement above on her Twitter today about the abuse she endured Friday by the hands of her boyfriend, MMA fighter, Jon Koppenhaver. She said this isn’t the first time it’s happened but it’s the never been this bad. He spent 1 year in jail in 2012 for assault at a night club. My heart and well wishes go out to Christy Mack. I wish her a quick recovery and I hope they find this asshole and serve him the justice he deserves. If a loved one abuses you mentally or physically, they most likely will not stop. Get out while you can. 1-800-799-SAFE or click Chat on the upper right hand side.

Cops are looking for him and Christy is in the hospital but he has the audacity to tweet 18 hrs ago:

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and also directly to her:image

And there are still people who are blaming Christy and believing this dirt ball:imageHe’s trying to make himself look like the victim. “Oh I had an engagement ring” “I love you and hope you’re okay.”

He’s absolute garbage. 

You’re in our hearts, Christy. ❤️🙏

I don’t care if Mike Brown was going to college soon. This should not matter. We should not have to prove Mike Brown was worthy of living. We should not have to account for the ways in which he is suitably respectable. We should not have to prove that his body did not deserve to be riddled with bullets. His community should not have to silence their anger so they won’t be accused of rioting, so they won’t become targets too.

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

otterly-sherlocked:

Everything about this movie is gold

arabtimelord:

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

This doesn’t sound like the Queen at all.

arabtimelord:

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

This doesn’t sound like the Queen at all.

fuckyeah1990s:

R.I.P.